My butt is big
and round like the letter C
and ten thousand lunges
have made it rounder
but not smaller
and that´s just fine.
It´s a space heater
for my side of the bed,
it´s my ambassador
to those who walk behind me,
it´s a border collie
that herds skinny women
away from the best deals
at clothing sales.
My butt is big
and that´s just fine
and those who my scorn it
are invited to kiss it.